I want everyone to know that it is actually not me writing this right now. Or Her, rather.
You see, the person who used to write this blog is actually deceased, and I am in fact her tortured spirit. Doomed to haunt this corner of the internet, until I am able to fulfill her dying wish, and talk to you about the very cause of her untimely demise.That is, yesterday's announcement that there will be an Angry Birds Star Wars game as soon as November 8th.