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Dolby & Stereo // 2019.

A transmission from 2019. Celestial administration. Failed parenting strategies. A universe that runs on rules nobody fully understands.

I wrote Dolby & Stereo a few years after Concrete Jungle and Hair of the Joe.

This time, we follow Stereo, a bright, well-meaning celestial being who becomes stranded on Earth after leaving her post in the night sky. Earth is also home to her brother Dolby: a designer-clad assassin with a fridge full of severed heads and a codependent relationship with Siri.

Here’s one of my favorite scenes:

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INT. PSYCHOLOGIST'S OFFICE – TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO – DAY

TODDLER DOLBY sits alone at a corner of the room, where a small colony of ants once lived.

As we see them now, most have been turned into curious pile of black lifeless dots, surrounded by the survivors, which scurry away desperately.

Eve and Scott sit some distance away, across a desk from —

DR. JUANITA SCHLEMMER, an experienced child psychologist, who has seen much better days.

EVE
We’ve tried everything. We read to him, we bought him designer baby boots that will only fit for two weeks–
SCOTT
There’s no way that’ll set a bad precedent.
EVE
Tried feeding him more–
SCOTT
Maybe he kills because he’s hungry?
EVE
We’ve tried giving him more affection–
SCOTT
I hugged him twice. TWICE! Look at this!

He points at his arm, where we see there is toddler-bite sized chunk missing.

Eve looks over at Scott, and sighs. Then–

EVE
Can you help us? Can you help our son?

Dr. Schlemmer fishes through the M&Ms bowl on her desk for only the green ones.

After a moment, she sets down the ones she’s selected on a small plate near by.

DR. SCHLEMMER
Mr. and Mrs.–

She pauses.

EVE
Satori-Gomez.
SCOTT
Gomez.
DR. SCHLEMMER
Right. As I mentioned during your two previous visits, my assistant will happily collect the deductible from you, and bill your insurance for your sessions, but I simply don’t believe I’m qualified to help your son.
EVE
I understand. Could you please refer us to someone who is?
SCOTT
We’ll try anyone else.

While some of the slang has come and gone by now, I’ve left Dolby & Stereo pretty much alone.