Alright, be honest. Are you having Breaking Bad withdrawal shakes right now? Do you wish you could  hear Jesse say “Yeah, Bitch!” one final time? Looking for reasons to never have chamomile tea ever again? For reals?! Us too!

If you hanged around with me and my often Saul-like counterpart, ExperPenguin for the Dexter series finale liveblog, then you should check out the equally obsessed to-the-minute liveblog hilarity we engaged in during the Breaking Bad series finale. Read along, or put in your two cents during our goodbye to the best hero/anti-hero/villain on the TV landscape.

#heisenberg, bitches!

 

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 201310:24 pm

It’s true. He is with his precious.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 201310:20 pm

Also, the ending crawl space shot was duly noted.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 201310:20 pm

I wanted him to make it, and wasn’t sure he would.

Bravo, Walter. You were terrible. But at least you gave Jesse something back.

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 201310:16 pm

If anyone deserves a second chance, it’s Jesse.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 201310:15 pm

Baby Blue was a perfect choice.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 201310:14 pm

….There he goes. It’s all asunder, But it’s all over.

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 201310:13 pm

“Did you really think I’d do you wrong?”

ExpertPenguin September 29, 201310:13 pm

…Yeah, kinda.

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 201310:12 pm

What? You wouldn’t YOU check out the lab?

ExpertPenguin September 29, 201310:12 pm

…One last cook?

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 201310:11 pm

Dees Jesse really get another chance?

ExpertPenguin September 29, 201310:11 pm

That single nod at the end.

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 201310:09 pm

Love Lydia’s ringtone.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 201310:09 pm

In his last moments, even an extended bid to regain control, Jesse refuses.

Hm..

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 201310:07 pm

What could they possibly have to say to each other now?

ExpertPenguin September 29, 201310:06 pm

…Jesse getting his revenge on Meth Damon.

REVENGE.

…But good god. I think that beats even Uncle Jack’s 10-in-2-minutes massacre.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 201310:03 pm

They’re both shadows of their former selves. I wonde–

M16 IN THE TRUNK!

GET DOWN!!!!

ExpertPenguin September 29, 201310:03 pm

…….

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 201310:02 pm

Heisenberg is fishing. And he just pulled out the big fish.
Todd knows what’s up.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 201310:00 pm

There has to be a reason he insisted on parking that way.

….The crank-like machine he made earlier?

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:59 pm

Is the car itself the thing we need to watch out for?

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:59 pm

I wish I could speculate. But I can’t.

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:54 pm

Is it seriously 54 minutes in?

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:53 pm

Yes, the transformation was gradual, but it did begin then.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:50 pm

The very second he decided to cook meth.

That would be the moment he started to redefine the world’s view of the man who became Walter.

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:49 pm

When did Walter White become the mask, and Heisenberg the true self?

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:49 pm

….Completely.

He did do it because he liked it; made him feel alive in a life almost completely marked with compromise and failure.

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:48 pm

The truth for once.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:45 pm

Skyler: “You look terrible..”

Walter: “Yeah, but I feel good.”

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:45 pm

Nice shooting there, director of photography.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:44 pm

HOW DOES HE KEEP APPEARING OUT OF THIN AIR?

(Sorry Marie.)

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:44 pm

Not a criminal mastermind at ALL. Didn’t have her fooled in the least :)

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:44 pm

Marie is still the most clueless character in this show.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:43 pm

Keep at it, Marie. Those are the ONLY places he would go.

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:42 pm

All I’m saying is, there better be a “Yeah Bitch!” in there somewhere.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:38 pm

So, is it just me, or could they have just injected this Aaron Paul driven Need for Speed movie into one of the games, with an interactive portion to offset the cheesiness?

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:37 pm

….Stir.

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:33 pm

Stevia?
Or Ricin?

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:32 pm

I like that a collective OHHHHH rang out in this very room upon wondering just WHAT he was going to do with the ricin..

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:31 pm

The beginning of the end, in that one word. “Someday.”

All roads led up to this, from that first decision, no?

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:31 pm

Anyone wanna guess where the ricin cigarette is going?

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:31 pm

In a broken home.

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:30 pm

Now here is a broken man.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:30 pm

FINALLY back to Episode 1!

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:30 pm

Jesse……you were so much potential.

So much. :(

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:24 pm

Oh sheet! It was Badger and Pete! Heisenberg tactics on full usage.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:24 pm

“Passing the torch.”

-Pete

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:23 pm

…..Badger, and Pete?! With laser pointers?

lol. Still some Walter White in there. Just a bit.

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:22 pm

So what now?

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:22 pm

“Cheer up, beautiful people. This is where you get to make it right.”

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:22 pm

This is the most terrifying man in television.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:22 pm

…..I couldn’t have predicted this safety measure. Hitmen?!

Full Heisenberg.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:20 pm

She can’t even touch him!

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:20 pm

Hmmm. Is he really going to take their word on this?

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:19 pm

With a dash of the Heisenberg pride for good measure.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:18 pm

I WAS wondering where that huge pile of cash went.

also, this is what it was meant for all along.

Indeed.

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:17 pm

I think so. Walter White is gone now. All we will remember is Heisenberg.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:15 pm

…Is this the real FULL Heisenberg we’ve been expecting all along?

Because I’m thrown off.

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:14 pm

Did Heisenberg just get threatened with a butter knife?

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:13 pm

Oh, they’re soo suburban in their terror.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:12 pm

“Wine, and then–AAH!!”

-Gretchen

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:11 pm

Side note: Him being a machinist-like gaunt due to his cancer doesn’t help matters much.

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:11 pm

Because he is finally a MONSTER.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:10 pm

WHY is this being shot like a horror movie?

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:10 pm

Absolutely terrifying.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:10 pm

I guess he REALLY is the one who knocks.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:10 pm

And there goes Jesse’s watch.

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:09 pm

All he has left is his legacy.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:09 pm

..So um…exactly why is he stalking Gretchen…and…Elliot.

Oh my.

ExpertPenguin September 29, 20139:08 pm

I still can’t believe we havent yet reached the cold open of the season’s start..’

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:08 pm

Something to remember: This is no longer Walter White. This man is full-on Heisenberg.

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:01 pm

Marty Robbins Tape?

Her Infernal Majesty September 29, 20139:01 pm

And here we are. The last moments of a desperate man?